In celebration of Vegan MoFo, I’m doing a month of themed dinner party ideas! The theme for the second week is a pajama party!
Now that we’ve watched countless fluffy movies, had our fortunes told with a game of MASH, made some unusual prank calls, and have sprayed and teased our hair to impossible heights, it’s time for the spoooooky portion of the evening. Get out your trusty 8 ball to help with the following questions…
Are you ready to be amazed?
Will the results be terrifying?
Harumph. Will the results be terrifying?
Will a person named Mary be involved, who is by all accounts pretty, but still somewhat bloody?
Oh, it’s on. With our breath held in frightened anticipation, we’ll head to the bathroom, close the door, and stare into the mirror to chant, “Pretty bloody Mary. Pretty bloody Mary. Pretty bloody Mary.” In all of my years of trying this experiment, no one from the other side has ever scratched me on the face as was promised, but perhaps Mary was detained at another overnighter. That girl was in demand.
With unscathed faces, we move to the living room for a bit of levitation. First, using two fingers, we try to lift someone in the group who is sitting on a chair. With fingers under their armpits and knees, we’re unable to lift them. Then after chanting and putting all of our hands over their heads, one by one, being careful not to touch, and then removing them in order, in silence we go back to our positions, and in unison lift the person into the sky.
After taking turns being the person who gets lifted, surely we’ve worked up hunger for a proper breakfast. Just put your hands over your Southwestern Tofu Tostada, and then lift it with two fingers. (I recommend the forefinger and thumb.) Be amazed at how the sturdy, baked corn tortilla is light as a feather, but stiff as a board. Topped with a tofu scramble, avocado, salsa, and spices, could this mouthwatering breakfast be the answer to putting consistently-cranky Mary in a good mood?