Grab a knife and fork, and dig into cozy vegan schnitzel! This full-flavored chickpea tenderloin is breaded in saltine crackers, and fried until perfectly golden brown. It's a hearty and filling main course that's sure to satisfy.
Put all of the saltine crackers from one sleeve (35 to 40 crackers) into a food processor. Pulse or combine on low until the crackers have the texture of breadcrumbs. (If you don't have a food processor, put the crackers in a freezer bag, remove air, seal, and then crush with a rolling pin until they have a breadcrumb texture.)
Once they're broken into small crumbs, move the crushed saltines to a dinner plate, and toss with a few dashes of black pepper. Then set aside.
Add drained chickpeas to the food processor along with a minced clove of garlic. Pulse 2 or 3 times until the chickpeas are just broken up and chunky. You want them to be the texture of chickpea tuna salad, not hummus.(If you don't have a food processor, you can crush the chickpeas in a bowl with a fork or potato masher.)
Add the chickpeas and garlic to a large mixing bowl along with vital wheat gluten, panko breadcrumbs, dried thyme, dried rosemary (crush with your fingers as you add it), and paprika. Stir with a spoon to fully combine.
In a medium-sized bowl, combine 2 Tablespoons avocado oil, water, Better Than Bouillon no chicken base, tamari, and liquid smoke. Stir with a fork or whisk until everything is fully combined and the bouillon has dissolved. (If you'd rather, you can replace the water & bouillon with ½ cup vegetable broth instead.)
Add the wet ingredients from the medium-sized bowl into the mixing bowl with the dry ingredients. Combine by stirring with a spoon. Then once it becomes a dough, start using your hands to knead the dough and combine everything, making sure to get any dry flour from the sides of the bowl. Continue kneading for a few minutes, until you see strings of gluten forming in the dough.
Break the dough apart into 7 equal-sized portions, knead each one, and shape into balls. Then smash each one on a cutting board using your fingertips and palm of your hand. They should be thinner than a burger patty, about ¼ inch thick. (If you see any holes in the dough, they're too thin. Re-form a ball, and try again.)
Once all of the dough has been formed into thin patties, make a dredging station. In a shallow bowl, combine non-dairy milk with cornstarch using a fork or whisk, until there are no lumps. Get the plate with crushed saltines, along with a couple of empty plates for the breaded vegan tenderloins.
Now it's time to dredge them. Dip each flattened cutlet into the milk mixture. Let any excess liquid drip off so that it doesn't make the saltines wet. Then dredge the cutlet in the saltine coating, covering each side fully. Use your hands to make sure the saltines fully coat every part, even pressing into it lightly, if necessary. (If you find that your cutlet tears or comes apart in the milk mixture, that means it was pressed too thin. You can fix it by pressing the dough back together with your fingers, and even using some of the saltine crumbs as binding to hold it together.)
Once all of the vegan schnitzel is breaded, put a shallow layer of oil into a skillet, and bring to a medium high heat. DON'T PUT IN SO MUCH OIL THAT IT COVERS THE SCHNITZEL. It fries nicer and doesn't get oil-logged if the oil isn't too high. The oil should only come about halfway up the side. (For optimum browning and easiest flipping, don't overfill the skillet. Depending on the size of your pan, you may only be able to fry a couple at a time.)
Fry each breaded cutlet until fully browned on both sides, about 4 minutes per side. Cover the skillet with a lid as it cooks, so that the schnitzel can get completely done inside. Once it's dark golden brown on both sides, move it to a lined plate or wire rack to drain. Repeat until all of the vegan schnitzel is fried, and add more oil to the skillet, as needed.
Once all of the schnitzel has browned, serve with your favorite side dishes - like mashed potatoes, applesauce, and a green vegetable.
Notes
Storage & reheating instructionsKeep leftover vegan schnitzel in a covered container in the refrigerator. It will last for about 4 days. Reheat in a single layer in the air fryer at 390 degrees for about 8 minutes or until warmed and crispy.To freeze, put the pan-fried cutlets into a freezer-safe container or freezer bag with parchment between each one. They will keep for 3 to 6 months. Note on nutrition info: Nutrition values are estimates and do not include the frying oil, as the amount absorbed can vary depending on frying time, temperature, and method.