Add oil to a large non-stick skillet, and bring to medium heat.
Blot the tofu block dry with a clean kitchen towel. Then use your hands to crumble it into the skillet. (I like crumbling it in larger chunks, but a smaller crumble is fine too.) Scatter it evenly across the skillet. Then don't move it for about four minutes, so that it can get nice & brown.
Use a spatula to flip the tofu, and let it sit for about 3 more minutes, so that it can brown more.
Move the browned tofu to one side of the skillet. Put onion and bell pepper onto the empty spot. (If the skillet looks very dry, you can add ½ teaspoon more of oil, if needed.) Saute for a couple minutes. Then add garlic.
Incorporate the vegetables with the tofu, and saute for a minute or two more, until the onions are fragrant and softened.
Add cumin, ancho chili powder, granulated onion, paprika, and a pinch of salt. Combine with a spatula, moving the tofu around the pan to distribute the spices evenly.
Add kale and water. The water helps to incorporate the spices and wilt the kale as it comes into contact with the heat of the pan.
Once the kale has wilted, add nutritional yeast flakes and kala namak on the scramble. Stir to combine. Continue cooking until the the nutritional yeast is evenly incorporated.
Transfer the tofu scramble evenly onto four plates. Top each portion of scramble with sliced avocado.
Notes
*I prefer vacuum packed tofu, because no pressing is required. However, you can use water-packed tofu. Just be sure to drain it from the package before cooking. **Kala namak (also called black salt) gives the dish an eggy, sulfurous flavor. If you don't have black salt, regular table salt can be used instead.Storage & reheating instructionsStore leftovers in an airtight container in the refrigerator. It will keep for about 3 days.Reheat in the microwave until warm.